Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Rangers starter Yu Darvish recently arrived from Japan, so it's understandable that his English is less than fluent. But it's the All-Star Game, and there are interviews to be done.
Enter Matt Harrison.
Stepping in for Darvish's usual translator, Harrison attempted to convey Harold Reynolds' question to his teammate. In Japanese. It went about as well as you'd anticipate ...

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